Infinite Monies

Infinite Monies
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LIST OF JELLY:
GUMGUM
CUMCUM
CUMGUM
GUMCUM
IMATURD
ANONYMOUSE
FAGS
JELLY SWORD
KANXILL FAG
2ND FAGS
3RD FAGS
4TH FAGS
all are to remain in jelly.
problem?

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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/e/e0/OrigCash.jpg

@#76636
Hey friends,
My name is Buddha, and I love every single one of you. All of you are wonderful, intelligent, people with an amazing life, who spend a lot of their time doing what they love. You are everything good in the world. Honestly, could you be more great? I mean, I guess there's always room for improvement, but you all take to a whole new level. You guys are even better than rice.
About me, I'm pretty much perfect. I have my own religion, millions of followers. What religion do you guys follow, other than "Being so darn awesome"? I also have a prize winning goat, who has won many many awards. You are all great people who should continue being yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's a statue of me.
http://www.viewzone.com/buddha.head.jpg

Hey Atheists,
My name is brother John, and I despise every single one of you. All of you are blaspheming, immoral, devil worshipers who spend every second of their day denying the existence of a higher being. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever read a bible? I mean, I guess it's fun wandering around ignoring the one and only messiah, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than defecating on Jesus's shroud.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the bible study team, and said the most prayers in church. What religious activities do you take part in, other than "Worshiping the porcelain God"? I also get a lot of praise from the local community, and have a smart black bible with gold trim (I just read the gospels; Stuff was SO enlightening). You are all sinners who should just repent. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bible
https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/a/a8/BrotherJohn.png

@#76636
Hello Chaps,
My name is Winston Holmes the 4th, and I dislike all of you little devils. One could say all you are porky, stupid, 3rd class citizens who spend every moment of their dreadful day looking at silly old pictures. You are all that is horrid in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever escorted a beautiful lady? One means, one guesses it is jolly good fun insulting other people because of your own insecurities, but you devils take to a whole new level. This is even worse than meeting Madam Palm and her five beautiful daughters to pictures on Facebook.
It wouldn’t be fair for me to chastise you without giving you the chance to return the favour, pip. Go ahead blighters. One is pretty much perfect. One was captain of the football team (proper football, none of that Yankee tripe), and starter on one’s cricket team. What sports do you play? One also gets straight A's at Eton, and has a spliffingly beautiful lady friend (She just made me tea; crumpets were gosh darn spliffing). You little blighters should sort one’s life out. Cheerio old boy, cheers for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my smashing lady
https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/1/1a/Chapcash.jpg

@#76636
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https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/1/15/MarsAttack-socash.jpg

@#76636
yo bitches,
niggas call me j-kwal, an i fuckin hate all yall. yall are fat, dumass, crackers that spend ery fuckin second a they day lookin at stupidass fuckin pictas. yall erythang gay in tha world. for real, any yall mothafuckas ever gotten some fuckin pussy? i mean, i guess it's fun makin fun a niggas cuz a ya own insecurities, but yall take tha shit to a whole new fuckin level. shits even worse than jackin off ta pictures on fuckin facebook.
so holla nigga. step tha fuck up. i just dont give a fuck. im fuckin og of the 22nd street bloodz, and baddest nigga on my block. fuck yall do?, otha than "jack off ya lil dick ta naked drawn sleepyheads"? im fuckin grindin ery damn day, and got a fine ass fuckin bitch (she just blew me; nigga god DAMN). all a yall are faggots who should just kill they bitch asses. thanks fa listenin niggas.
pic related: its me and shanaynay
https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/6/60/J-kwal.jpg

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i liked you all along (this shit is SO decodeable))
https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/9/94/SO_cash_neo.png

@#76636
Hey Crackers, I am asian, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, white boys who spend every second of their day disrespecting woman. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten good grades? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your superior PENISes, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than saying black people have bigger dicks.
Don't be a white retard. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the chess team, and starter on my debate team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to asian people"? (White bitches are obviously superior.) I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot white girlfriend (She just blew my tiny penis; Shit was SO yen). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.
https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/9/9a/Soyen.jpg

@#76636
Hey Faggots,
My name is Black Hole, and I attract every single one of you. All of you are weak, mass-less, carbon based life forms who spend every second of their day stuck to an iron core planet. You are everything observable in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten an event horizon? I mean, I guess it's fun self replicating and evolving because of your own lack of gravity, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than becoming a gas nebula.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best fusion reaction. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the brightest quasar in the sky, and have an acceleration due to gravity over 9000m/s/s. What processes do you synthesize, other than "jacking off to electromagnetic absorption lines"? I also get straight accretion disks, and have a banging neutron star (She just solar flared on me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just go super nova. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my neutron star
https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/c/c9/Black_hole_so_cash.png

Troll science comments section R.I.P 4th september 2012

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Antipasta shield: every copypizza in teh thread become so cash
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First dude, check this
Safety
First things
Women and children
Problem

Hey Faggots,
My name is Xy. U jelly

x.x ( is dead because nobody uses me )
Umadbro

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Cancee and GumGum are jelly,
And so are you.
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For all the dumbasses (Cancee, GumGum, and Dipalon) who don't get the comic:
You travel back in time before your PAST self arrives at the bank and put in the dollar. Since you are ahead of your past self, your past self still has the dollar. But, when your past self gets to the bank, the account will already have a dollar in it (from the present self). Furthermore, since the past self has to do EXACTLY what you have done, he will also deposit the same dollar, resulting in two dollars. Then the past self's past self will also do the same, and so on, resulting in infinite monies.
if you got all that you can be considered of average intelligence. Congratulations.

This comic got into the top rated. You jelly?

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@#76636 Yeah, you're so "perfect." If you were you wouldn't come on here and make fun of others like you do. As for your straight A's, that's nothing to be proud of. You probably take easy classes and not to mention that even all of the doped up kids can pass with straight A's. Some people actually have some real intelligence and carry the weight of the people of America's stupidity so that our country can actually advance. I'm sure some of those people are on this website like me. At least I'm going to go to college so I can get my dumb degree so that bureaucracies will let me have a job in the computer field. Sports serve no purpose either other than to give the lazy people of our nation something to watch and give us some people to overpay for something that basically anybody can do. Well accomplished, you're definitely going places. Next time before you write such an air-headed comment maybe you should think about it.
P.S. You are just jelly

@#76636
Hey mac,
This is pc. I'd just like to say that you're a pretty sad excuse for technologies. When will you ever advance past the limitations of dual-core processing? When will you get a real graphics chip or the ability to use what we know as "dedicated graphics." Guess what mac? I can play Battlefield 3. I'm pretty much perfect. I can run all my games with no lag, what games can you play without lag? I bet you have never been overclocked. My pc user just overclocked me so good and it was such a voltage rush. You probably still direct draw a nice computer model with all of its hardware showing and that's sad. But honestly mac, you should just format yourself and cease to exist. Thanks for listening.
Pic-related: Its me and my pc
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v736/TheNarcisist/pcuser.jpg

"@#76636 Yeah, you're so "perfect." If you were you wouldn't come on here and make fun of others like you do. As for your straight A's, that's nothing to be proud of. You probably take easy classes and not to mention that even all of the doped up kids can pass with straight A's. Some people actually have some real intelligence and carry the weight of the people of America's stupidity so that our country can actually advance. I'm sure some of those people are on this website like me. At least I'm going to go to college so I can get my dumb degree so that bureaucracies will let me have a job in the computer field. Sports serve no purpose either other than to give the lazy people of our nation something to watch and give us some people to overpay for something that basically anybody can do. Well accomplished, you're definitely going places. Next time before you write such an air-headed comment maybe you should think about it.
P.S. You are just jelly"
DAAAAAAAAAAMN YOU ACTUALLY FELL FOR THE TROLLING!
Man, you're stupid.

and on the internet IMATURD and outher jelly fags are fighting but im gonna end it by saying ponys

#77134 You spelled "ponies" incorrectly.

@Paulie "John" Carbone if we're retards with no lives for going on this site, than why are you on it? Next time think before you say dumbass
P.S. im only 11 and ive seen pussy. i even got a photo
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@#76636 Hey my name is john i live in a basement with no woman i have a small play fort that i like to hide in. uh i get no pussy im fat i have no life playing on a computer on this site. Get a life you fucking fatass

@#76636 i bet you dont have a woman

@#77164 U spold "spelled" encorectlie

I DUN NO WAT ALL THE ARGUIN AND OTHR CONMNTS ARR THERE 4 SO I'M JUST GONA SAY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtYWwzPgkbo

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@#76670 Yeah, you're not so "perfect." If you really were, you wouldn't come on here and make fun of others like you do. As for your straight D's, that's nothing to be proud of. You probably take easy classes and not to mention that even all of the doped up kids can pass with straight A's. Some people actually have some real intelligence and carry the weight of the people of America's stupidity so that our country can actually advance. I'm sure some of those people are on this website like me. At least I actually know how and why these comics can't work. Sports serve no purpose either other than to give the lazy people of our nation something to watch and give us some people to overpay for something that basically anybody can do. If an idiot like you can't even do THAT, then you'll be on the streets in no time. Next time before you write such an air-headed comment, maybe you should think about it.
P.S. You are just jelly. Also, you're a turd, you turd.
P.P.S. I understand the idea completely. You just can't make a comic worth reading to save your life.
P.P.P.S. You just lost the game. You mad, turdbucket?

@#77535 you have no idea how much of a dumbass you sound like.

#77550 Agreed.
Also, to dip-a-loner:
1) I'm Asian. I have straight A's and I did better than the national average on the SAT when I was 12.
2) you're saying that my comics are bad yet your comic wasn't approved.
3) talk to me later when your trollscience comics aren't complete galileoshit.
You can't even troll anyone. And because these comics don't work in real life is the reason why they're funny, you assturd. Now gtfo of this site and never come back. And go eat white jelly :)

@#76636 fuck you faggot i saw your gf and she is a ugly fucking nigger whore i hope you rot in hell you fucking retarded dumbass niggers choking piece of shit

Fuck you all im am the troll fag

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my name is actually dumdum,not gumgum.

i have $1,000,000,000 (1 billion) in my loopy schwoopy savings
and loan bank account. u jelly poorfags?

now i have 1,000 infinities from other trollsciences.

i is teh 100f trolla. u jellie foocha fegs

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