Sooooo... Everything which is white can be mined for silver ?
Really, really stupid. Doesn't worth a comment.
FIRST U JELLY
clouds will go bankrupt!
I dont like to wipe my ass when I take a shit. It feels weird. So I just say "fuck it" and pull my pants up. But sometimes, the shit actually broke off before it came all the way out, and it got stuck between my cheeks.
Soon this shit starts drying into little nuggets and get stuck in my ass. So what I do at night is pick the little nuggets of shit out with my fingertips and drop them on the floor. But sometimes the shit dries and sticks to my ass hairs. So I have to pull the hair right out of my ass with the shit on it.
After months of picking hairs with shit on them out of my ass, I started to become accustomed to it, and everyday i'd get a little boner from it, each one a little harder than the last.
Soon I couldn't take it anymore. I would ake the nuggets of shit and put them in my hand and beat off. it felt so good... the best orgasm I ever had.
So I started to take the little nuggets and put them gently up the hole of my dick... it hurt... but it felt so good. then I would fap and watch the little nuggets of dried shit attatched to my ass hairs ooze out of my dick in a creamy mix of semen and sometimes blood.
I urge every one of you to try this... itll be the best orgasm youve ever had.
finally no more spammers....
those arms have some serious shwoopy loopies
@#73925 cool story bro... you are still gay
@#73927 I knew I wasn't alone :D Let's go to your house and jack off together, we'll have a grand old time.
@#74025 While you're waiting for good old mr wtf, you can come to my house. I can't garantee that it will be fapping, but it will be fun for sure. First i will slap your head with my soft dick until it rises and while doing that, i will use some of my shit that i've been saving for the last couple of months (i don't know for sure why i did, but i did it) as lubric to stretch you ears for the next part. When they're stretched, i will fuck them furiously, one with my dick and the other one with my fingers. If my dads home and if you're in for a threesome or you just prefer 2 dicks instead i can ask him. You can be comfortable with that, it's what we do with mom all the time. After that i will have to ejaculate eventually and i will insert the mix of shit, blood and cum right into your mouth. Then i'll spread my butcheeks and you will lik all of the dried out little pieces of shit that are hanging on in there for a while, while letting the mixture in you're mouth going out there gently on my asshole. This will help you to fistfuck me. When finished, you will have lost more than enough blood out of your ears so that you won't be able to give any resistance anymore and than i will beat the crap out of you, just for fun and just because i can. After all of that you can go, mr wtf will invite you in with open arms and an erection with the power of a thousand stars.
Silver is a metal that can't be attracted by magnets unfortunately.
-1 for excessive shwoop.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~This line is jelly!
anyone above this line is jelly
anyone under this line is jelly
@#74197 Anyone between the lines is jelly.
@#73925 YOU ARE SO NASTY! Your comment had nothing to do with this trollscience comic, so if you can't talk sense, then shut up.
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1.Copy and paste this on 10 trolls.
4.Look at your profits.
everyone except me is jelly
THAT WAS THE WIERDEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE MOTHERFUCKING LIFE.EVER.
I am such a fag.
Minnesota Burns here. You jelly fags? Dislike my videos.
@#73899 Apparently it was worth a comment because you commented.
I can't believe I read the whole thing
what is with magnets stealing everything
@#74913 damn right u are trolololo
First off the-flood and mr.wtf you are so fucking weird nd nasty
I miner. I mad. I bankrupt.
@#73904 You're not frist though. U MAD?