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u mad anonymouse? u mad everyone?
u mad DomBB?
Surgeons in Georgia claim to have replaced a man's cancer-ridden penis with one of his fingers in the first operation of its kind.
The 50-year-old man had his penis amputated and replaced with a middle finger - complete with knuckles.
Doctors say the seventeen-hour operation has been successful, and the man's two girlfriends are happy with the result.
Twelve days after the operation the man was able to go to the toilet normally, although it was slightly longer before he could manage sex.
Ivan Kusanov, head of the plastic surgery clinic in Tiflis, says surgeons managed to fit a tube down the middle of the finger so the man could urinate.
"It's a pioneering operation," he told theGerman press.
He added that, in the twelve months since the man went under the knife, he has proved the finger-penis "works perfectly well as a sex organ".
He said the 50-year-old reported "both of his girlfriends are more than satisfied with the results".
The ground-breaking procedure is to be patented, and Georgian men will be charged around £3,500 for the operation.
Foreign patients will be expected to pay more.
@#51401 WHAT IN THE NAME OF FUCK!!!!!????? Where do you get this shit? I bow to your immense penis knowledge.
i m jelly
Long time, guys.
smashing kittens! yay! im doin it right now!
what was it for again?
Wouldn't work. Kittens are immune to sledgehammers. Umadbro?
srly i think dornBB lost his mind, and also he lost the game
The game for president!!!!!!1!ONE!!!!!
no not the kittehs
| Everyone not in this shield is jelly |
retard above this squishy line is dung jelly
also DIS IS SO CRUEL DONT KILL KITTENS OMFG U ARE ALL GONNA GO 2 HELL!!!11!!!
but you forgot to tell us how to get the hammer: MAGNETS the weapon of every troll
sometimes i punch black ppls in the thraot
#51580 I ALMOST fell for it, but I fell for it before, and it's in the computer memory. Owned.
he is gay
u jelly penis?
umad gay lovas
@#51703 I'm not gay, so bad news for you.
I am probably an urologist.
Cats have 9 lives so they will resurrect and get there revenge upon you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
saftey, FUCK FIRST THEY MADE COMICS
furfags will go bankrupt and jelly
Brotip: use magnets for faster smashing.
Bite my shinny metal ass
YOU SMASHED KITTENS, YOU WILL GO TO HELL AND BURN THERE UNTIL THE UNIVERSE ENDZ U CRUELFAG!!!!!!!!
not teh kittehs!! D: NOOOOOO
NOT THE FRIGGIN KITTIEZ
*GOES INTO STRIP*
@#51401 U like penis, and u guy, so u should be in prison
NUUUUUUU!!! NOT TEH KITTENZ!!!
*goes into comic
Troll: Tiem 4 u to die, kittenz.
Me: *turns Troll into a potato
Me: Die potato.
Kittenz: Mreow! (thanks for saving us!)
Mreow! (Here, have infinity moneyz.)
Y U SMASH CAT IN DA HAT
I now have infinite monies from this trick! BTW, I patented it, so you u can't use it. UMADBROS? (yes u r)