How to bypass the lie detector.

How to bypass the lie detector.
Uploaded on Mar 6, 2011

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Needs moar of everything... Not enuff schloopy woopy, troll-face,magnets, and jelly... I'm so not jelly.
Everything under this is jelly, though.
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everyone who says that others are jelly is jelly (except me of course)

this is the funniest one yet lol

safety

PARADOXES!!!

Quite illogical. Saying, "The sentence I am saying right now is a lie" would not make the detector explode, for if that was possible, you could easily break it by asking a question, for that would not be a statement.
U JELLY STARTREK?

@#43129 I know you are but what am I?
Ownt.

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jelly contained
below is jelly
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"this is a lie detector, i will ask u a few yes or no questios. Do u understand"
Homer - "Yes"
Lie detector - "BOOM"

i love it :D

This. Sentence. Is. FALSE! dontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutit...

Polygraph? unreliable.
NEEDS MOAR KOISHI.

First problem domBB?

LMFAO
Total mind fuck

LOLPOLYGRAPH.
So unreliable, they only get put to use as survival cards in Touhou.

THIS. STATEMENT. IS. FALSE!

prisons will go bankrupt
lie detector company will go bankrupt
u mad ppl who didnt read troll cieance and therefor are in prison?

o villa no me lo experaba

sico noob

o villa totalmente inexperado

cachifag is mad

omg sico is jelly
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^ very true, but it wont detect any nervousness, so it will stop working as it will think nobody is using it, or if its an old version then it can blow up if it doesnt sense nervousnes:)

You've created a black hole.

@#33290 U jelly newfag

@#61808
oh, no! we all gonna die!

I JUST MADE THE 1000th LIKE!
u jelly, not#1000fags?

since no one claimed first I claim first

@#37632 problem officer

needs moar soup poop

It's a paradox.

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LOL 1000 LIKES PRO TROLLL

this iz soo stupif obvisly the person whood just not care about that part. you going to jain noob.

Except most lie detectors are yes or no questions.
Problem?

@#79354
- Is the next sentence you are going to say a lie?
- Yes, the sentence I am saying right now is a lie.

lie detectors only detect lies never truths or were truths

um, true il go true @#49851

Bronies are good, trolls are bad Jesus says thaw

Police used lie detector it had no effect
Troll used paradox INSTANT KILL lie detector fainted and police raged

Lol paradox

@#67666 this isnnot a video idiot

The sentence I am saying is a lie

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