you jelly, mortalfags?

Zombieland proved that twinkies have expiration dates!!!!
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noooooo twinkies!!!
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no shloopy.

I suffered a heart attack after doing this... I'm still alive... IT MUST BE TRUE!!!

DEATH COMPANIES WILL GO BANKRUPT

Hostess will prosper.

need more loopy hands.

Twinkies actually do go bad after about 7 years I've heard. But seven years is better than nothing :P

YES... loopy hands with the eating of twinkies will helping.

my god! i am immortal!

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Actually, twinkies only last about 25 days.

Honey never goes bad, so eat that instead

@anon2 if by 7 years you mean 3 weeks then ya