first dolars will go bankrupt

How much does it cost to smelt teh pennies?

Has been done.

copy of old comic except done worse

disregard this shit

Way to copy an older, better comic, except you couldn't even be bothered to look up the melt prices and do the unit conversions yourself, likely because your algebra is as bad as your spelling.

$1 cents? You went full retard.

Jesus i never saw the original so shut up.

original: http://trollscience.com/troll/view/706

Oh.

@#12794
I put smolted on purpose retard.

Hooked-on-phonics has gone bankrupt.. obviously

way to make a good troll science shit

this actually works... but it's illegal.

Needs more magnets and shwoopy loopy arms
MOAR I SAY. THE GREAT ONE HAS SPOKEN

U MINT JELLY

i'm a jelly faggot with the temperament of a spoiled child

Wait... what?

that makes cents

@#13830 haha

cents dont cost more than their value in order to trolls dont do that... im pretty sure, u r not the first to have that idea

Cents DO cost more than their value. Value = 1 cent. The copper in them is worth 1.5 or 1.6 cents (somewhere around there). So you are a fucking 12 year old ignoramus. FK THE 12's!
Anyway, this is illegal.

YOU CANT HAVE A $1 CENT FUUUUUUUU

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everybody, here´s a Jelly shield!
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However, since the coins are federal property melting and selling them is illegal.
Problem poorfags?

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Everyone outside here that has used something jelly related
has had their shields and stuff backfire on them. They are now jelly.
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